Club Onyx Review
Houston, Texas strip club Review
on Sep 30, 2016 2:36 PM
Review: There are absolutely no thick girls. Well, naturally thick girl. There's like a handful of them, and they look huge compared to the girls they have now. I like ass, big round fat natural ass!!! Got damn skin and bones when you walk in there. Not to mention all the damn weed smoke in the atmosphere, but I can't smoke? So where tf is the weed smell comin from? They got a lame ass dj during the week that won't stfu, they got mean ass waitresses and baretenders. The management is shady af! They claim it's upscale- well it may have used to be, but it's going down in the dumps now.nobody even spends money in that club anymore. If I was a girl I wouldn't even work there anymore. I feel sorry for them. But I won't be coming back. I'd rather just stay home.
Pros: They give away food and drinks, practically. It's like a BWW
Dancers are pretty sweet, they few I like
Bartenders have come along
Cons: No thick girls
Crappy talkative dj
Too many women customers I can't have fun with all the random bitches in the crowd
Shitty wait staff
Shady dudes be in there
The thick girls were fine. The three I met. The rest, look like little ass girls.
They shady and really short with people. They got attitudes. Terrible customer service