Treasures Reviews

Review: I went there with some of my business partners. We know the Manager very well, so we didn't have to pay any cover. This was on a Thursday Night. When you walk in the first thing you will notice is strippers and waitresses lined up to try to get your business. If you are looking for the club with the most and the hottest women, this is the one. I didn't see a single fat chick while I was there, and there are plenty of girls who were surgically enhanced with extra large busts. I would say there was at least 300 girls working that night. The ratio of girls to guys was about 3 to 1. As a result the competition for your dollar is very aggressive. Within the first 5 minutes of walking in, 3 girls had already asked me if I wanted a lap dance. If you even look in a girls direction they will start walking towards you. None of the girls wanted to sit and get to know you. They just wanted to make the money and move on. If you are looking for a calm place to talk business this is not the place. If you like high pressure clubs, this is your place. Personally it was too high pressure for me, and I will not be returning. If you are looking for a club that is good for lounging, and sports, Go to the Ritz on South 45. The girls there actually try to get to know you, and are much more pleasant. The owner also takes a lot of pride in his club, and is constantly reinvesting his profits into the venue to make it better.

Pros: All the girls were hot, location close to the galleria. Good music

Cons: Cover is high, unless you know the manager, Very High Pressure. Drink prices are high, but not much different than most other strip clubs. Very limited free parking. You either valet the car, or park yourself and pay the valet $5.

Dancers:
Looks wise they are all 8, 9 and 10s. Plenty of variety, and no fat chicks. Although I am just going to by looks, and not by personality.

Decor:
Only 2 Stages, which were kind of small, lighting over the stages was very weak. Decor was nice, with lots of wood, feels more like a cigar bar by the decor.

Management:
Since we know the manger, we have nothing buy positive things to say about him. Though I know his ability to make improvements is limited, because the owners are cheap, and do not reinvest any money into their venues to make them nice for the customers.

Food:
Didn't try to food, but the drinks were good, although they are expensive.

Music:
While I was there I heard a good variety of music, Ramstein, BeeGees, Metalica. Didn't hear too much rap or R&B which is a good thing.

Review: Their djs aren't good. They play a lot of R&B music and music with vulgar lyrics, which isn't good if you're trying to be upscale. The R&B music brings in the wrong kind of people too. The dancers and waitresses are rude in many cases. They don't seem to fire girls who talk to the ghetto types. They also don't seem to keep an eye on the ghetto and lowlife guys enough to make sure they don't do anything stupid. You can't be considered upscale when you have the kinds of customers and dancers this place has....no matter how much money you charge and where you're located.

Pros: location

Cons: music, customers

Review: Went there with a bunch of business associates. Door girl was rude. We opened a tab, and by the end of the night, we seemed to rack up over $5k in charges. However judging by the number of dances, drinks and food we ordered, it should have been only $1k.

Pros: Girls were hot, Food and drinks were good, Club presentation as you drive up is good

Cons: Don't open a tab and give them you credit card. They tend to over charge you for services and things you never asked for or received. Club is very busy, and they lack any kind of special attention for regular customers. If you are not a high roller do not go here.

Dancers:
Girls were hot, but the ones we got were con artists. If you don't have deep pockets, they won't give you the time of day.

Decor:
decore and presentation was very nice for Houston

Management:
Never got the issue resolved. I will never go back there again.

Food:
Food and drinks were good

Music:
Music was good, but a little too much hip hop.