Ritz Cabaret Reviews

Review: Most Clubs in Houston put in just enough effort to get by. Even though the Ritz doesn't have the decor or a Vegas style club, they do have more than most other clubs, and there is plenty to do at the club. My Overall review is based on comparing this club to others in Houston.

Pros: Multiple Stages, Plenty of Free Parking, Good variety of Girls in all shapes and sizes. Girls tend to give you a lot for your money.

Cons: Food and Drinks were a bit Pricey.

Dancers:
I would say 5% of the girls are a 10, most are 6 or 7. Also most could use to hit the gym as they are rather soft. Not too many older girls which is a plus.

Decor:
Plenty of seating. Multiple stages, but the decor is not modern contemporary which is what I prefer.

Management:
Never needed to speak to a manager, but for what I could see they were respectful of both the customers and the girls

Food:
Food and beverages are excellent. Drinks were not Watered down. I ordered a Long Island Ice Tea, and it was full strength.

Music:
Wish they played more traditional hair band music, as they played a lot of hip hop.

Review: You want to have fun? This place is fun. Big with lots of girls. Girls are aggressive and pretty much anything goes.

Pros: Enough hot girls to keep you happy. Full service establishment.

Cons: Can get expensive.

Dancers:
Aggressive girls if they like you...they'll ask you to go smoke with them and give you plenty of free play.

Decor:
Pretty nice place...very large.

Management:
Lets face it....most places the management tries to play hard-ass.

Food:
Average.

Music:
Good music.....