Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

Review: The place itself get wiped down every morning before they open, the bathrooms could be cleaner. Its not bad an the only reason there are prostitutes there if any is because the clientel itself expects it. So these girls who obviously need the $ can't make any because the nastey expectations of the men that come in. It is a strip club not a whore house if you wanna come drink an get a lap dance here an there ok. But don't walk in expecting to bust a nut off unless u go in the bathroom an do the job your self. There called DANCERS not paid 4 puss.

Pros: The drinks are the absolute bomb

Cons: A tad bit expensive

Dancers:
They have a handful of dancers that actually know what there doing. But then you have another select few ug girls. There not bad, actual dancing and less ass jiggling wouldn't be a bad thing.

Decor:
Chairs are decent, good to relax on. The couches are awesome, stages ar nice, back rooms need to be screwed in a lot less. The bathrooms are as nasty as the clientel makes it!!! Its not the clubs fault that it looks like men walked in an started destroying everything.

Management:
Depends on which one. Tony is a friendly guy, loves money, but that's a buisness man for ya. Jason is an easy going guy very laid back. Jamaal does his job! As far as I have heard Kenny is a good manager.

Food:
The drinks are simply amazing, made very good if ordered right

Music:
I'm not a fan of a lot of rap, but once again it denends on the dancer, felxible babe dances rock, cute country girls dancing to the music that they love. As well as the black and hispanic girls who dance to the rap.

Review: NOTHING BUT SCAMS AND BLACK PEOPLE HERE WARNING GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

Pros: NONE

Cons: ALL

Dancers:
MONEY HOUNDS

Management:
ASSHOLES

Food:
OVERPRICED

Music:
RAP

Review: Girls are mostly ugly. They are bad dncers but they sure can drink someone under the table.

Pros: Waitress can give dances and drink.

Cons: cover and vip parking. Also no vip room

Dancers:
Most were ugly unable to dance. I saw one throwing up. Now the waitress were the good looking girls. I was here a few yrs back and old man it only seems like they have gotten hotter

Decor:
Most of the place was clean but the bathroom could use a good scrubbing.

Management:
I met the owner (or at least he said he was). His name was Tony. He told me to pick any girl I fancyand he would make sure she made me happy. Told me a bj would ony cost 20. Not even hiding that it goes on.

Food:
The bartender was great. made the drinks strong

Music:
to much rap

Review: it was a great exsperience for my first time there. there were a couple of dancers that i really enjoyed but most of them werent that great looking and some were older women. i really liked all the waitresses but i got tired of having to get the hispanic girls to serve me cause they were sitting down the whole time, the other waitresses were great though.

Pros: i loved that the waitresses can give private dances

Cons: 2 drink minimum

Dancers:
there bodies really arnt great but there is this one that is super flexible and can do anything i loved her

Decor:
it was ok

Food:
well there was no food but the drinks were great

Music:
of course it was

Review: came in for a drink. it was slow

Pros: girls thanked you when you tip them

Cons: outside

Dancers:
hot blonde

Decor:
need to update chairs

Management:
ill be back

Food:
good priced

Music:
could mix it up more